We are now lying Hobe Sound. We're sure the residents of Hobe Sound hate to look out the windows after the maid finishes with the Windex to see the likes of us anchored in their sound. Surely they are plotting how to stop such floating trailer trash from tarnishing the landscape. We'll enjoy it until they buy a change in the law.
The reader of a blog doesn't often like to read recounts of happenings; there are exceptions, and this is one of them.
The other night we were sitting on a dock bench considering our options. We had just finished the late night laundry at the Ft. Lauderdale municipal marina. Elise finished gathering the last few items and I went out to the dinghy to get it started and put the rest of the laundry and groceries in. I pulled the pull cord of the outboard. It didn't start, but I remarked to myself that it was starting to fray and needed some preventive maintenance. The next pull snapped the cord and the remaining length of cord wound up around the spring out of sight. Ut oh!
Tere was one dinghy left at the dock. It was mid flood tide with a 2 knot current. All was quiet. Slack tide would be 2 hours, and the owners of the dinghy might be back....when the watering hole went dry.
Just then a peculiar, slight man walked up without us noticing him. It was Dale, and he turned out to own the dinghy. He offered his help and our spirits buoyed. He said I would have to pull his outboard cord for him as he had fallen on the corner of a dock and, he was sure, broken several ribs. "I can feel the ends of the ribs grating on each other when I move or breathe." Soon we surmised that our choices were 1) swim 2) row across a fierce current 3) have impaired Dale ferry us across. We needed to get to our boat; Dale was on.
Dale had to wake Pogo to get the deadman switch key for his dinghy back. Pogo assessing Dale's faculties for sobriety is like having a kindergartener clean up watercolors. Dale passed Pogo's test (!), and we were off. I held the tow rope and Elise held the other end. Dale twisted the throttle with a wince a nod, grimace contorting his face. He soon was running headlong into the fenders of the bridge and we were in danger of being swept away. I yelled to Dale of the danger, but it didn't register. Far too late, he noticed the impending impact and quickly gunned it. The tow rope crossed over Dale's head several times violently as he steered to and fro, clearing his head several times by mere inches....drunks and fools, right?
As we approached our boat, still at full throttle long after necessary, Dale passed under a fisherman's four lines, snagging them all in his dinghy and snapping them off. The fisherman said nothing but got up and called it a night. Elise and I apologized profusely, Dale never noticed. The next day we saw one of Dale's pontoons softer than the other but no hooks in his inflatable. Elise assures me that next time I will be riding in the towed dinghy as she swims the channel!
Ft. Pierce or Vero Beach tomorrow.
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